"AAH, Charlie! There's a big old bug on your face!" "What? Where? Is it the millipede?" "Oh, my God, Charlie! Charlie, get it off!" "I don't feel anything!" "Ah, it's so gross and ugly! Police! Police!" "RRGH, this is the police! We have you surrounded, Mr. Bug!" "Uh-huh..." "Taser him!" *ZAP!* "Aah! Hey!" "He's resisting arrest!" *ZAP!* "Uhh! Stop it! There's no bug!" "He's got a gun!" *ZAP!* "Ohh! Oh, God!" He's got another gun!" *ZAP!* "AAAAHHH!"
Charlie you look quite down, with your big fat eyes and your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so grey! Charlie when your life's a mess when your feeling blue always in distress. I know what can wash that sad away... All you have to do is............. Put a banana in your ear!!!! You will never be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true, so true that the bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers so go and put a banana in your eeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!