candylanddragonFeatured By OwnerJun 5, 2013Hobbyist Writer
...ha! C: you know, i don't think Math is a science. I think it's a religion. H: A religion? C: Yeah. All these equations are like miracles. You take two numbers and when you add them, they MAGICALLY become a NEW number. No one can say how it happens. You either believe it or you don't. This whole book is full of things that have to be accepted on faith! It's a religion! H: and in the public schools no less. Call a lawyer. C: As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.
and: Boy, you ARE a crabby lady! Who are you, Calvin's cruel governess?! (from the duplicate fail)
It's such a pity that Bill Watterson didn't allow his characters to be used for merchandising, that includes an animated cartoon. Like, I understand that might go against all the criticism that mostly jokes have, but still...
"Paul Guagan(spelling right? ) said, 'Who are we? Where do we come from? Where are we going?' Well, i dunno about anyone else, but I'M a kid with big plans, I came from my room, and I'm going outside! *leaves room*...*returns* 'Say, who the heck is Paul Guagan anyway?' LOOOL I could only think of one, I but I love 'em all.