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Calvin and Hobbes by Mr-Stamp Calvin and Hobbes by Mr-Stamp
"Boy, I love summer vacation. I can feel my brain beginning to atrophy already."

:lol: what's your favorite C&H quotes?

Calvin & Hobbes © Bill Watterson
Crappy pixel drawing and animating © Me.
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tjanhua171099 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2015
Heh, heh, just clapping the erasers, uh, heh, heh (calvin)
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TVPaw3366 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2014
Can I use these
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Pinkster7 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
"My internal clock is Tokyo time."

I say that a lot now. XP
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Collettey Featured By Owner Aug 29, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hobbes: "You can take the tiger out of the jungle, but you can't take t he jungle of of the tiger!"
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candylanddragon Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
...ha!
C: you know, i don't think Math is a science. I think it's a religion.
H: A religion?
C: Yeah. All these equations are like miracles. You take two numbers and when you add them, they MAGICALLY become a NEW number. No one can say how it happens. You either believe it or you don't.
This whole book is full of things that have to be accepted on faith! It's a religion!
H: and in the public schools no less. Call a lawyer.
C: As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.

and: Boy, you ARE a crabby lady! Who are you, Calvin's cruel governess?! (from the duplicate fail)
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maya98peace Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
AHHHH CALVIN AND HOBBES MY FAVE BOOK 4EVA! [link]
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FeatherSpiral Featured By Owner Nov 10, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"My brain rejects personality transplants." Not sure if I got it right, had to type from memory.
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gaby-neko Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Student
It's such a pity that Bill Watterson didn't allow his characters to be used for merchandising, that includes an animated cartoon. Like, I understand that might go against all the criticism that mostly jokes have, but still... =(
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ElainaG Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"My brain is trying to kill me."
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leafdapple007 Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2012
"Paul Guagan(spelling right? ^^;) said, 'Who are we? Where do we come from? Where are we going?' Well, i dunno about anyone else, but I'M a kid with big plans, I came from my room, and I'm going outside! *leaves room*...*returns* 'Say, who the heck is Paul Guagan anyway?' LOOOL I could only think of one, I but I love 'em all.
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gaby-neko Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Student
I love that strip! XDDD

and It's Paul Gauguin. =)
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leafdapple007 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012
I know! XD There's so many though. Oh, I was close. ^^
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gaby-neko Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Student
that ones where they are playing with clay are just epic. XD
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leafdapple007 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012
Oooh, and the ones when he tries to make models of planes and stuff. ^^ What's more scary than Tyrannasoars? TYRANNOSAURS IN F-15S LOOOL
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gaby-neko Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Student
oh, I couldnt read this one! =U
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leafdapple007 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012
Oh, ;A;
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:icongaby-neko:
gaby-neko Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2012  Student
but I have the 'days are just packed' book XDDDDDDD
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SparxPixel Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"Help me I lost my eye-ball" everytime I crack up XD
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candylanddragon Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
my goodness, i think i blew my face inside out!
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SparxPixel Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
yes xD
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Ronin201 Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2012
I always love when he protests going to bed by saying it's a free country and when his mom puts him in bed anyway he shouts "Communists!"
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AvraTheLittleArtist Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Can i use it?!
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NodoubtbuodoN Featured By Owner May 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
After being put in the corner for bringing up cannibalism in class discussion:

"For some reason, they'd rather teach us stuff that any fool can look up in a book."

I'd be all day trying to find my absolute favourite, but this is among the nominees. :laughing:
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InTheStarryNightSky Featured By Owner Apr 13, 2012
"Maybe we dream so that we don't have to be away form each other for so long" My favorite ever since I saw it. But one that still makes me laugh is when Calvin and Hobbes were playing CalvinBall and Hobbes said that the score was still "Q to 12".
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Butterflier00 Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want."

these were y fairy tales....I was read calvin and hobbes as a child....
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Thederpyhobbes29 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
"I'm missing some good TV shows right now."
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Skoteh90 Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012
Haha Love it!
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maxwell2002 Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2011
"Mom's not feeling well. So I'm making her a get well card."
"That's thoughtful of you."
"See, on the front it says, 'Get Well Soon' ... and on the inside it says,'Because me bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?"
"Sure, I'm hungry too."
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Magime Featured By Owner Dec 6, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Hooray, we're DEAD" -Calvin
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Oobemu Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2011  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Scientific progress goes "boink"?
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candylanddragon Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
It's a work in progress. XD.
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DrawerofAnime Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
It's a Magical World out there Hobbes ol' buddy...Let's Go exploring...*sniff* the final strip :( :'(
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candylanddragon Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
it was perfect for a final strip though, don't you think? it leaves you with a bittersweet feeling.
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DrawerofAnime Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
it was. It showed the end, but left you wanting more, at the same time...Bill Watterson was probably saying that though Calvin and Hobbes was over there are more amazing comics out there to read.
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candylanddragon Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
which is why it's bittersweet. It's like saying goodnight, and knowing that you'll never see them again...if that makes any sense.
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DrawerofAnime Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yup.
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candylanddragon Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
but if calvin and hobbes was started up again, we'd all be happy right? Gosh, the thing's addicting.
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DrawerofAnime Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I have all the treasuries and single comic books. I still read the newspaper comics which print Calvin and Hobbes.
So yes, if it did start back up I would be very much overjoyed
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candylanddragon Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
what's your favorite strip?
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roflcopter33 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
great picture! :D

my faverioute qoute would be:


"sometimes I think the surest sign that intelle=igent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."

its at the buginning of "werdos from another planet!" and calvin and hobbes are looking at a pile of empty cans beside a tree stump. :3 calvin has a point with this one.
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nekomaniac13 Featured By Owner May 17, 2011
Calvin : You can't just turn on creativity like a faucet. You have to be in the right mood.
Hobbes : What mood is that?
Calvin : Last-minute panic.
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IridescentDragoness Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
So true!

I love Calvin & Hobbes. One of my favorite Christmas presents ever was the complete set of books. They've been read and reread so much they look like they're going to fall apart if you breathe too hard.

Is it pathetic that I can picture every comic strip that every quote here came from? xD
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Spazzeh-Katteh Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
"I'm a simple man, Hobbes."
"You?? Yesterday you wanted a nuclear powered car that could turn into a jet with laser-guided heat-seeking missiles!"
"I'm a simple man with complex tastes."
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Llealynarisia Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
"Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery." :XD:
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Shunjichan Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
Hobbes: Why does he have a hot water bottle on his head?
Calvin: Hes committing suicide.

I loled.
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ShootingShiningStar Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2011
Love this!
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amnopro Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"From now on my rallying cry is 'SO WHAT??'!"

"...That's a tough cry to rally around."

"So what??"

:D
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Rozax Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2011
"Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"
"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?"

*sigh* Words to live by... :)
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VampirateLycan Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010
Calvin: Hobbes! Want to see an Antelope!
Hobbes: An Antelope?!
Calvin (runs to anthill): See she's climbing down the ladder to her boyfriends car...
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Calvin: Your not laughing.
Hobbes (arms crossed):It's not funny

lol:D Sorry about the length.
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xmdz Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
'I decided to introduce her to a friend very close to my heart, a little down and to the left, to be precise.' *pulls out dart gun*
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