candylanddragonFeatured By OwnerJun 5, 2013Hobbyist Writer
...ha! C: you know, i don't think Math is a science. I think it's a religion. H: A religion? C: Yeah. All these equations are like miracles. You take two numbers and when you add them, they MAGICALLY become a NEW number. No one can say how it happens. You either believe it or you don't. This whole book is full of things that have to be accepted on faith! It's a religion! H: and in the public schools no less. Call a lawyer. C: As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.
and: Boy, you ARE a crabby lady! Who are you, Calvin's cruel governess?! (from the duplicate fail)
It's such a pity that Bill Watterson didn't allow his characters to be used for merchandising, that includes an animated cartoon. Like, I understand that might go against all the criticism that mostly jokes have, but still...
"Paul Guagan(spelling right? ) said, 'Who are we? Where do we come from? Where are we going?' Well, i dunno about anyone else, but I'M a kid with big plans, I came from my room, and I'm going outside! *leaves room*...*returns* 'Say, who the heck is Paul Guagan anyway?' LOOOL I could only think of one, I but I love 'em all.
"Maybe we dream so that we don't have to be away form each other for so long" My favorite ever since I saw it. But one that still makes me laugh is when Calvin and Hobbes were playing CalvinBall and Hobbes said that the score was still "Q to 12".
"Mom's not feeling well. So I'm making her a get well card." "That's thoughtful of you." "See, on the front it says, 'Get Well Soon' ... and on the inside it says,'Because me bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?" "Sure, I'm hungry too."
I love Calvin & Hobbes. One of my favorite Christmas presents ever was the complete set of books. They've been read and reread so much they look like they're going to fall apart if you breathe too hard.
Is it pathetic that I can picture every comic strip that every quote here came from? xD
Calvin: Hobbes! Want to see an Antelope! Hobbes: An Antelope?! Calvin (runs to anthill): See she's climbing down the ladder to her boyfriends car... -- Calvin: Your not laughing. Hobbes (arms crossed):It's not funny
Calvin: Calvin suddenly realizes the world has no hue, no chroma! Maybe objects no longer reflect certain wavelengths! Whatever the cause, it's clear to Calvin that there's no point in discussing things with his dad!
DAD: The problem is, you see everything in terms of black and white.